SpongeBob: I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse But the pain feels so much worse Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun Than a burn from the sunīand Members: Or sand in your buns SpongeBob: I thought that I had everybody on my side But I went and blew it all sky-high And now she won't even spare a passing glance All just because I ripped my pantsīand Members: When Big Larry came 'round just to put him down SpongeBob turned into a clown And no girl ever wants to dance With a fool who went and ripped his pants Pants ripped off! Ah? Ah? Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose! Oh no! Everybody's gone, even Sandy! She'd rather hang out with Larry! Oh no, no, no, no.
Lifeguard: What do you need? SpongeBob: A tailor.because I ripped my pants! Holy fish paste, it's a guy! Why! Why! Why! Sandy: SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Come closer. Lifeguard: Hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. Perch Perkins: And there's SpongeBob, ripping his.pants again. SpongeBob: Delivery! SpongeBob: Did you order twenty cases of.ripped pants?!
SpongeBob: You know what would go good with that? Customer: No, what? SpongeBob: Ripped.pants! Ripped Pants a la mode! SpongeBob: Is that a burger you're eating? Customer: Why, yes it is. Anything else? SpongeBob: How about.ripple?! No thanks, already got one! SpongeBob: That's okay, I already split my pants! Get it? Lou: Tee hee. Lou: May I help you? SpongeBob: I'll take a banana split. SpongeBob: Hey Sandy, how about throwing it to me? Sandy: Okay, here it comes! SpongeBob: I could use a hand here! Sandy: You okay, SpongeBob? SpongeBob: I guess so.except I ripped my pants! SpongeBob: I got it! Incoming! Crowd: Boo! SpongeBob: Whoops. SpongeBob: And now, with the addition of two-count 'em-two marshmallows! Ripped Pants SpongeBob: Could I borrow a couple of these? Fish: Mm-hmmm. SpongeBob SquarePants is a TV series that premiered in 1999 on Nickelodeon.
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